i am a very odd person. i am definetly nowhere near normal. i say the words "mentally retarded, balls, semen, anal, and porn" too much. i talk about stuff that i would never do but i find humor in it. i also find humor in dead babies and rascism. feminists make me want to puke.

dead babies, failing parents, upset children, and rainbows.

oh you know, the usualy whiny/screaming music that makes adults ears want to bleed.

fight club, american history x, detroit rock city, the science of sleep, i heart huckabees, closer, wicker park, little miss sunshine, garden state, anchorman, and harold and kumar go to white castle.

i don't watch tv that much but when i do, its either family guy, robot chicken, seinfeld, or a movie.

my favorite books of all time would have to be choke by chuck palahinuk, and everybody hurts: essential guide to emo culture.